Supplemental Drinking Encyclopedia

Drinking Encyclopedia

Through countless nights of not having the proper ingredients to mix the most lethal and well-known coctails, we have started to develop our own supplemental book which includes easy and quick replacements for scarce cocktail ingredients. You no longer have to fret when you break out the alcohol and are at a loss for flavorings and mix-ins.

Vodka

Red Confusion

Named for its unequaled ability to confuse the crap out of people and for its red tint

Ingredients:

	Vodka (As much as you can stomach)
	Mountain Dew: Code Red (Just enough to fill the rest of the cup)

Make sure to stir thoroughly

Sprite Naa

Named for its inclusion of sprite and for its socially acceptable referance to the word "nigger"

Ingredients:

	Smirnoff Triple Black (with the neck drunk from it)
	Sprite (enough to fill the rest of the bottle)

Again, make sure to mix thoroughly

Carbonated Screwdriver

Invented at a party that lacked orange juice, aptly named for its carbonated substitute

Ingredients:

	Vodka (at least 1/3 of your cup)
	Minute Maid Orange (the rest of your cup)
	Mountain Dew: Live Wire (adds variety and flavor)

Stir thoroughly and drink quickly

Black Skyy

A mixture of two malt beverages, aptly named by a drunk bartender

Ingredients:

	1/2 Bottle of Skyy
	1/2 Bottle of Smirnoff Triple Black

Cap and shake for best mixture

Everclear (Drink of the Gods)

Classical Jungle Juice

The perfect beverage, God's gift to man

Ingredients

	2-3 Shots of Everclear
	Hawaiian Punch

Fill until the taste is satisfying to your palatte

Modern Jungle Juice

For those who want a change from the ordinary

Ingredients:

	Any Sobe beverage
	3+ shots of Everclear

Shake and let sit so the alcohol dispurses better

Real Big Red

Quite possibly the best drink ever invented

Ingredients:

	About 1/3 Everclear
	About 2/3 Big Red
	A hint of Coke can also be added to

Let the drink sit for a while until the alcohol has had time to dispurse