 | How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
 | Put a nike logo on it! |
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| Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
| It might be your car! |
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| How do we know that Adam wasn't black?
| Ever tried taking a rib from a black man? |
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| Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
| My nigger, I'll paint him any color I want! |
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| How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
| Stick a bananna up her pussy and if it comes out half eaten you know that there's
another monkey on the way! |
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| Whats the difference between a nigger and a letter?
| You can send a letter back where it came from! |
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| A nigger, a mexican, and a jew all jump off a building, who hits the ground first?
| Who cares? |
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| Why do niggers keep chickens in their backyards?
| To teach their kids how to walk! |
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| What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
| Wind chimes! |
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| What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your television
floating in mid-air?
| Shoot the nigger stealing it! |
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| Whats wrong with four niggers driving off a cliff in a Cadillac?
| A Cadillac seats five! |
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| So this nigglet dies and goes to heaven and when he gets there he says, "Look
God, I'm An Angel!"
| God replies, "No you stupid nigger, you're a bat! Now fuck off!!" |
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| What happened to the niggress that had an abortion?
| Crimestoppers sent her a check for $500! |
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