Stupid Ass Quotes
This part of the site is dedicated to all of those totally stupid and
random comments that our friends seem to have a knack for pulling out of their ass.
Although far from complete, for we'd have to have a full time staff to record all of the
stupid shit that people we know say, this list includes the funniest, stupidest, and most
random quotes that we've been able to pry from our memories. Enjoy other people's
stupidity, its one of the best ways to stay sane.
 | Nathan - "She's like me, except not me." (In reference to Lauren) |
| Alice:
 | Alice - "Yea...it was more like a hit and run." |
| Billy - "I didn't know that firehydrants could run..." |
| (In reference to her stupid ass self running into a firehydrant [see the stories
section for the whole scoop]) |
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| Evan - "How can you talk so much and never shut up?" (Talking to
Stephanie when she's being loud and annoying) |
| Heather:
| Heather - "What does S.W.A.T. stand for?" |
| Pip - "Special Weapons and Tactics" |
| Heather - "So what's the T?" |
| Pip - "...Tactics." |
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| Heather - "I don't see how people have sex in the water, you don't have
anything to push against." |
| Billy - "Today has been the longest week!" |